egberts:

my gravestone is just gonna say ‘omg’

esexist:

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

marshmallowreina:

katherinearandez:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

It helps if you read it in the accents….

omfg

(Source: flyingscotsman)

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

unwrittenlaw5:

do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then

(Source: unwrittenlawz)

(Source: thtboyminhsuggamama)